The Booger Song


(5 customer reviews)

The Booger song teaches only the finest of nasal etiquette.


The Booger Song and I Hate To Wear a Coat - Two pieces from the What Kids Think Piano Music Collection by Wendy Stevens | ComposeCreate.comFor more savings, click here to buy the discounted bundle.

Studio Use License – This comes with a studio license and is a fantastic value as this can be used for as many students as you directly teach!


I can guarantee you that your elementary piano students will be standing in line to play The Booger Song! With three kids of my own, a very high standard of etiquette, and a desire to connect with kids, I composed this piece to teach only the finest of nasal etiquette.

Is The Booger Song appropriate?

But before you get worried that it will be inappropriate, definitely watch the video and check out the words. It’s just edgy enough to make your students snicker, but still teaches proper etiquette for those pesky boogers that everyone gets!

Here are just some of those lyrics:

Don’t pick, don’t lick
Don’t stick them on the wall!
Or they might never, never fall
Onto the carpet or come off at all!
From the wall!

Just blot the snot…

Get the idea? Teach kids what to do with those pesky boogers (yes, even adults get them too) in a fun and musical way!

What other music besides The Booger Song tickles kiddos?

What Kids Think Bundle: No Shoes + I Hate to Wear a Coat + The Booger Song - PDF (Studio License)We have special series called “What Kids Think” that is filled with three songs that express what kids think about things! Included in this bundle are:

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5 reviews for The Booger Song

  1. Christy

    While sight-reading my student stopped several times just to laugh!

  2. Hallie

    This took my student from a “never practice boy” to “super prepared ahead boy”! He loves the music and lyrics! And I love having my motivated very musical student back!

  3. Melissa Toedtman

    All of the music of yours that I have used has been an instant hit! The clear patterns , lots of pedal, big sound, clever lyrics ( The Booger Song and I Want Some Water, especially) are masterfully composed for maximum fun and learning. Patterns going all over the piano are a great boost to early note readers. I like your use of perfect 4ths which are tricky for little ones to read. I say , ” Brava ” to you and “Thank you” for your fine work. I give your music five stars! *****

  4. liz

    This is a Student Saver! I’ve given this to a young boy who was just struggling to try anything, but then I introduced this very “serious” song to him and he’s been giggling ever since. He learned the entire thing in a week because it was so cool!

  5. Marilyn

    My elementary students are having a hoot! with this piece. They especially love it when their teacher (a.k.a. ME) sings they lyrics. My favorite moment was when a 4th grade student’s little sister listened intently (with her ear pressed to the french door into the studio) as we sang together. So FUN!

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